When Pigs Swim

So, I have figured out the ultimate dream come true for a certain 3 year old. Actually she figured it out and has made it very clear for the past 2 days that she HAS to do this. We HAVE to get her “Wuggage” and we need to go to the “Hairpork” NOW.

Watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXHe73RWVyw

Now you really can see that this is “Pink Pigs” dream come true. The only problem? It’s in the Bahamas on a private island. Now me personally, I’m all for going. The only problem is that getting there is a little bit difficult. You have to take a private plane to the island AFTER you have gotten to the Bahamas. It’s also $2,000 dollars a night. There is also a slight chance they don’t allow 3 year olds.

Luckily my brilliant sister has found a much easier and economical way.

Step 1: Strip completely naked.

Step 2: Turn on the Access Hollywood episode in which they take a trip to see the swimming pigs.

Step 3: Ask your dad to lift you up really high.

Step 4. Simply jump into the TV.

It’s really that simple.

I’m pretty sure it only works for 3 year olds though. I tried this method during a Grey’s Anatomy repeat where McSteamy is showering. It doesn’t seem to have the same affect.

Warning to parents: When the 3 year old realize that she can't actually jump through the television into the water with the pigs... It gets really, really bad. So my best advice is to just simply explain that The Bahamas are broken, the pigs are at the vet, and it will work again when you are 4.