Pink Pig's life lessons

Pink Pig has taught me yet another valuable life lesson over the weekend and I feel that this is one that we could all benefit from.

Why spend so much time engaging in the act of actually eating solid food when...

you can obtain about the same calories by eating just the condiments...and in half the time!

Ranch dressing, Catsup, Butter, they all taste much better when you follow this recipe,

1. Dip french fry, carrot, ect into condiment
2. Lick condiment off
3. Throw actual solid food down
4. Place fingers into condiment
5. Lick
6. Stick tongue into condiment
7. Enjoy!