My 3 year old sister just said these exact words to me.
"Sessa, at night time the baby swims up into the mommy's tummy. Only when it's dark in the bed..."
3 years old! She may know more about sex than me.
The good news however is that when I asked her if she wanted a baby in her tummy, her response was "Nowa Sessa, I'm just a little baby pig. I'm the baby pig!"
So future warning: All of you boy pigs better stay clear of Little Baby Pig until she graduates college.
And whoever is giving Little Baby Pig this information, please stop. I do have to take her into public occasionally and I get enough awkward stares when I am yelling "LITTLE BABY PINK PIG! COME HERE" across a store.
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